||Trespasser (part 1)
StC: 0 seconds
Notes: This is the very beginning of the game, just
after your plane has crashed on the beach.
Chet: That plank of wood could be all that's left of a crate
that smashed on impact.
Kevin: I think we should press on. We're tracking
crates and this is like crate spoor.
erik: Crates were here...
||Trespasser (part 2)
StC: 12 seconds
Notes: Climb over the ridge and walk towards the
compound in the distance.
Chet: Bingo. You know, twelve seconds really isn't that
bad. This game was ahead of its time, Start-to-Crate-wise.
Kevin: What idiot put the crate on top of that building and
then left it hanging halfway off? It's rather clearly marked "Fragile".
erik: Let's leave before the game
makes us stack these things.
Notes: None found. But this area appears to be a
likely center of crate activity.
Chet: There're crates here, but
it's a matter of blind luck if you happen to stumble across one. This place is vast.
erik: Ooh, I saw a
squirrel. Do you know when squirrels do that thing where they dash out in front of
traffic? That's called eXtreme Squirreling. And I think it's awesome.
||Soldier of Fortune
StC: 45 seconds
Notes: Keep moving forward.
Kevin: I wonder how they're gonna to work a crate into the
erik: Flaming barrel!
Kevin: Of course. It's obvious, once you know the
Chet: That was a fun forty-four seconds.
StC: 11 seconds
Notes: Make right turns.
Chet: I think this StC could vary
depending on your respawn position. It could go as low as zero seconds.
Kevin: For the record, I'm of the opinion that CliffyB
is definitely not gay.
erik: You think he likes women?
Kevin: CliffyB's a man?