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Crate Review System
2000-04-26 Erik Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7
Heretic 2
StC: 0 seconds
Notes:  Heretic 2 starts you off staring right at a large crate.
Comments:
Kevin: That's very bad.
erik: Yes.  It's observably, undeniably bad.  It's as if the lead designer arrived at work on day one, sat down at his desk, sharpened a pencil, threw up his hands and said "well, I can't think of anything."
Messiah
StC: 0 seconds
Notes:  Messiah starts you off staring right at a large crate before immediately crashing back to the Desktop.
Comments:
Chet: It's futuristic, but that's a crate.
erik: I concur.
Doom
StC: 0 seconds
Notes:  Doom starts you off staring right at two barrels.
Comments:
erik: I remembered this game being better than science has shown it to actually be.
Die Hard Trilogy 2 (part 1)
StC: 5 seconds
Notes:  This is in the third person action mode.   Go down the corridor and take your first left.
Comments:
Kevin: According to these figures, Die Hard Trilogy 2 is the best game we've ever seen.
Chet: We need to verify this.
Die Hard Trilogy 2 (part 2)
StC: 9 seconds
Notes:  This is in the first person shooting mode.
Comments:
erik: Die Hard Trilogy 2 just keeps getting better.  It defies logic.
Chet: I can't believe it's so much better than Doom.
erik: Science is not about your feelings.



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