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E3 2000 Wrap-up
2001-06-20 Erik Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 10 Page 11 Page 12 Page 13 Page 14

Showtime! erik, Chet, Jason 'loonyboi' Bergman, and Sean 'Baby' Reiley- the mysterious band known only as Kid Wykked - rock the house until the house begs for the rock to end at which point the rock continues unabated! 

Chet beat those tiny drums within an inch of their little lives, while Jason 'loonyboi' Bergman crafted the freaky space sounds that blasted out of his rock synthesizer like laser beams piercing the souls of all who stood before him so that their souls cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced until Sean's healing bass brought their souls back to life only to be killed again by the rock synthesizer!  And I, the axemaster, coordinated the entire process, striking down all who would oppose our rock with great thunderclaps raining monster riffs down on the non-believers.   "All hail Kid Wykked!" I cried as I slammed down the whammy bar and we launched into "Rumble in Rock City".  By the end of the show, the crowd was a berserk and inconsolable mob.  No game at E3 could match our gargantuan set and so they cancelled the last two days.  Led Zeppelin never even got a chance to play.   I hear they moved back east and don't find many takers for their watered down pussy rock anymore.

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