Hi, this is erik. Welcome to my E3 2000 diary!
Although I someday hope to make my living as a professional gamer, I
currently still have to keep my day job as a rock musician. Here I am at home on the
day we left working on a heavy piano riff for my new song "Rumble in Rock City".
I've been a musician ever since I can remember. My memory basically starts in
1994 when I drank some bad pruno, which is a type of alchoholic beverage prisoners
make out of chow-hall fruit, sugar, yeast, and water. The pruno that injured my
brain was made out of chow-hall fruit and paint thinner. Chet tells me I was a
musician even before I can remember. So I'm pretty musical.
I'm in a rock band. We're called Kid Wykked. We're kind of
like Kid Rock, only in the parts where he raps, we just rock more. Like Kid Rock,
I've made a few dollar bills, and like Kid Rock I find it hard to hang out in crowds.
But unlike Kid Rock, this is because my face and neck are covered with a dense
network of spider veins that make me horrible to look at, like the Elephant Man. The
reason I look so good in these shots is because of the miracle creme Veinish. It only works for a few hours at a time,
but without it I would have never worked up the nerve to go to E3.