Here I am at the G.O.D. Games booth talking to Mike Wilson.
"I hear you guys really rock," he tells me.
"I know," I say.
"No, I'm serious, dude," he says.
"I am too, hippie," I tell him. To show him how serious I
am I stare at him without blinking until he walks away. Since that leaves me more or
less in charge of the G.O.D. Games booth, I approach some Japanese businessmen eyeing the
monitors. "Hello comrades," I say, "I see your country's slide
towards a free market has given you a good eye for quality merchandise. That KISS
game is our least worst."