I stormed off while they were still laughing and followed my map to the Blizzard booth.  I wanted to show this guy my guitar, but he just wanted to talk about Warcraft 3.  They don't let you play the game, but the guy showed me some drawings.

"What is that?  An elf or something?" I say.

"Dude, it's an orc!" he says.

"That's great, dude.  Very scary elf.  Gimme a hat, I gotta split."

"Dude, make sure you check out Warcraft 3 at next year's show!" he tells me as I turn to walk away.

"Okay, dude.  Make sure you check out my next album tentatively called 'Warcraft 3 Totally Sucks'" I say as I haul ass into the crowd.