Best Tribes 2 Screenshot
While 2000 saw technology stocks take a dramatic downturn, it was a banner
year for stocks whose value was directly tied to the number of Tribes 2 screenshots being
released at any given moment. And a ten dollar investment in a company whose share
prices are based on the willingness of gaming news sites to report the release of every
Tribes 2 screen grab with the breathless wonder usually reserved for news that John
Carmack has grown a second head is now worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
What does 2001 hold for the scrappy Tribes 2 The Screenshot team? If the gaming
community is anything like Germany in the years before World War Two, by next year it will
take a wheelbarrow full of Tribes 2 Screenshots to even warrant a mention on
PlanetStarsiege, which will lead to the devaluation of screenshots in general, and then to
the rise of a new Hitler. So buy up all the old the Nazi stuff you can get on Ebay,
because you're gonna want to at least have a Luftwaffe cap and some sort of Nazi medal so
you can blend in when the new Hitler comes. Along with figuring all of that out, we
looked through every Tribes 2 screenshot released during the entire year
and each picked our favorite. We also decided to give one screenshot an honorable
mention. Here are the winners:
"This one's good."
"I picked that one too."
Chet: "Get out the drool cup!"
Erik: "In use, my friend! Drooool!"
Chet: "Then break out the scraper, because someone's gonna have to
scrape my jaw off the floor!"
Erik: "That's also in use, to scrape my spooge off the
Chet: "Ouch! Fetch me my eye medicine, because I have an
eyeache from watching a whole mixed bag of eye candy!"
Erik: "All of the eye medicine's already in my eye! I'm done
with the scraper, though."
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