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Remember before your confirmation when you got the chance to
say confession to the bishop and he gave you 35 Hail Marys and 15 Our Fathers for fighting
with your younger brother and you told the bishop you liked him and that's why you'd kill
him last? Guess what, padre. I lied. |
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While it's heartwarming to think that these tough guys stand
around the back of the van watching Friends reruns before going into combat, there is
nothing ever worth watching on this TV. I think the section to the right of the van
is your standard construction-site snack truck. You can get a polish boy before your
head off into battle. |
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During the arming up sequence, make sure to get rid of all
those "less lethal" bullets and arm up on the real thing, tank-piercing if
possible. When your tactical plan is to spray gunfire indiscrimantly into a room,
you need to pack plenty of extra rounds. |
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Playing our way, you might not see the end. Does it
matter? Somehow you save the world and they have a long montage of the world powers
you protect. The first flag up? Canada. Why not just have the words,
"The End" It's a real shot to the leg to discover that I've wasted my
policing skills helping Canada. |
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