The Rune Review Rebuttal by Chet
received my promised copy of Rune. Sophisticated professional gamer Erik got his and
wouldn't share. He solved it, then decided to start reviewing
it without me. The result? He has now blown two reviews. Just like Rune message board bigwig Mithril says in the above
post, I don't need to play Rune to know that Erik is ignorant. I've done so little
actual work in my life that my hands are smooth little knobs like fetus hands, so why
should I potentially strain them actually playing the game when I can prove Erik wrong by
simply leveraging the opinions of my many online friends? I will now do just that by
utilizing all of the unbelievably positive reviews Rune's been getting to expose Erik as a
fraud at everything he does except for being an imbecile. Erik is wrong, Erik makes
ignorant statements, and I won't even have to go very far out of my way to point out all
of his logical fallacies. If I was Erik, I wouldn't want to be me right now.
Note: Quotes from the reviews are in yellow. You can click on a site's logo to be
transported to the site's review of Rune.
Erik's Rebuttal to the
||Here's a picture I thought you should see of me
and Chet playing Rune. I'm the one to your right on whom Rune has just acted like a
powerful knock-out drop. Please note that the camera adds ten pounds - to my
crotch!!! Also note that Chet is playing Rune with a Dreamcast
controller. The photo doesn't show it, but the controller isn't hooked up to
anything. That's how Chet plays every game. He watches the
attract mode, fiddles with his "eemcas" controller and squeals. Kinda
makes you wonder if Mortyr's so bad after all. It is,
by the way.