Mysteries of Sith
1998-03-05 Staff | Do you own Jedi Knight? Is there are reason you aren't buying this? WAKE UP! If you liked Jedi Knight, this is what you want!
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Resident Evil
1998-03-05 Staff | Do you like really bad movies? Much to my girlfriend's complaints, I love to watch bad movies. I am drawn to them. Resident Evil has acting worse than the worse 70's movie... but yet fun game play. Go figure why they skimped on the actors.
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Balance Of Power for X-wing
1998-03-05 Staff | X-wing addon... It balances the power?
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Civil War Generals 2
1998-03-04 Staff | A pretty cool turn based strategy game. Sometimes don't you just like to
slow down and play turn based games... settle down have a beer... kill...
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Battlespire (An Elder Scrolls Legend)
1998-03-04 Staff | This game should try to play the role of a game that is playable... Bug ridden and boring... what can I say, its UO without the lag? Nah... this is worse. Dos based, no d3d or gl support, terrible network support.
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F22 Raptor
1998-03-04 Staff | I had a dream last night, that everything was divided into the proverbial 2 kinds of... There were two kinds everything, and all only two kinds... two kinds of butter salted or unsalted,two kinds of cars fast and dangerous or slow and safe, two kinds of books long and wordy or all pictures, it went on and on... When I finally looked at video games, there were only two kinds, flight simulators and golf games... I woke up, and just don't know if I can ever play another of either...
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Ultima On-Line
1998-03-02 Staff | JOIN THE LAWSUIT! BUY THE GAME!
You get the map, the little, pin and hours of frustration!!!
BEWARE!!!! This game is cool, except that, the servers always crash, and any interaction with other players, really means you are talking to a 12 year old. There is nothing to kill, except players will kill you. Check out the ultima-online newsgroup first. Thanks.
IMPORTANT!!! HOW BAD IS THIS GAME
This is quoted from the Ultima Online Web Page:
"you will not communicate the existence of any such bug (either directly or through public posting) to any other user of the Ultima Online Service."
So you cannot complain about bugs in newsgroups anymore... wow thats fair!
So you can't tell your friends that doing x and y at the same time will force you to crash... nope... not at UO!!! Please think before you buy this game and give these guys money... That kind of attitude does not deserve your hard earned money...
Also the bugs in the game continue... wonder how someone got a million dollars? Not by hard work probably, but by gold and item duping... which really is stupid to exploit because then your game expierence is nothing more that a practice in stats...
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Magic The Gathering: Planeswalker
1998-02-26 Staff | Oh boy more magic... They should make 5,000 diffrent box covers and that way people would buy them all just to trade them...
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Grand Theft Auto
1998-02-23 Staff | WE HAVE MORE IN!!!!
Okay... this is the best game I have played in a while... Sure the graphics and controls are just ok... but damnit... this is fun! Nothing better than a boat load of cops chasing your ass, spinning you car in traffic to create a big traffic jam, letting the cops start running through the beeping cars, just to blow up the whole mess with your machine gun! The sound effects are perfect. The spurting sound my old honda makes is captured perfectly (which by the way its for sale 85 honda civic 4door 200,000 plus miles (odometer works sometimes..)). We're low on these, but I'm scraping to get more... damn do I love this game. The only noticeable diffrence between the UK and English version is the music...
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F/A 18 Korea
1998-02-23 Staff | Another flight sim...
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F-22 Air Dominance Fighter
1998-02-22 Staff | From the makers of EF2000. Supposed to be very accurate and cool, but damn
these games are starting to back up....
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Dark Colony
1998-02-16 Staff | Can you find a positive review for this game?
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Jack Nicklaus Golf 5
1998-02-16 Staff | The golden bear, can he beat links 98? No.
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Meat Puppet
1998-02-16 Staff | You take the place of a roadie for the Meat Puppets world tour... hey no, instead it is just another in the long boring line of crusader type isometric view games. Ho hum... Ultima 8 without a plot... Oh wait excuse me there is a plot. Kill things get things... ARE YOU PEOPLE BORED OF THESE GAMES YET??? With every purchase of this game you also get a clue... maybe that will help.
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Postal
1998-02-16 Staff | Gore fest. Crappy game play, but it makes me laugh anyways... Buy it before Old Man Murray bans it!
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Riven
1998-02-16 Staff | Hey monkey boy, click on the pretty slide show... If you had 1,000,000 monkeys working in a room for 1,000,000 years you would still not come up with a series of games that are more boring than this... why do people buy this crap?
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X-Car
1998-02-16 Staff | The X stands for eXperimental. Could also stand for eXtra choppy on anything less than a 200.
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Lands of Lore 2: Guardians of Destiny
1998-02-16 Staff | What do you get when you cross a sub-Doom 3d engine with bad FMV? Four brightly colored drink coasters. Westwood should send a thank you card to the Conquest Earth team for saving them from having the worst game of 1997.
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Deer Hunter
1998-02-16 Staff | Futher proof that top selling game polls are driven by mom & pop wanting to buy their little kid a wholesome game...
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