While it is ok that you are using the picture from our site, it's not OK that you have libeled my staff and I.  Please remove the line that says, "Actual Unfunny site:  The Mushroom (not even the stolen html is as nice.)" as none of the HTML is stolen. The site was 100% created in Dreamweaver, with some tweaks done manually, by me.  I feel like a prick, but I know my media law, and you cannot say that The Mushroom steals HTML without solid proof. And if you view the HTML source for both pages, they look radically different.

I'm not sure exactly what he's trying to say.  I think he's threatening to kill chet.  Since Kevin Murphy was the most feared guard in the Nazi death camp at Treblinka and since he personally betrayed Jesus, the King of the Jews, then killed him, we're not taking this threat lightly.  Also, our lawyers have told us that, in legalese, the second to last sentence means that OldManMurray has been declared the official humor site of The Mushroom.  We hope this endorsement prevents them from ramming their ribbed lawyers any farther up chet's ass.

OldManMurray

Official Humor Site Of The Mushroom

Did The Mushroom staff gun down our 216 hassidic homeslice, DJ One Eyed Jew?  Yes - they busted an unfunny cap right in his ass. 

Artist's conception of Kevin Murphy.  Note stink rays emanating from head, swastika tattoo, Hane's beefy Tee bearing his name that he received when got his Media Law degree in the mail, and pointy teeth.