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New 3DO Executive Has Truly Unfortunate Name 1999-03-24 Erik | This should definitively answer those of you wondering whether we're above this sort of thing. |
| 3DO has issued a press release in
which they proudly announce the purchase of a new Vice President of Sales called Robert
Gayman. They go on to involve his riotous surname in a large number of randy,
Three's Company style sentence mix-ups such as describing him as "the console-savvy
Gayman." We'd like to offer this suggestion for 3DO's next press release: Gayman
Likes Army Men. Or possibly Gayman Not Interested In Varginha
Incident. Or simply Gayman To Wed Keanu Reeves.
Trip Hawkins describes Gayman as "a proven executive" the implication being that
he was beaten up pretty regularly as a child, though not quite as much as his brother
Richard. Industry analysts are applauding the move as a way to redirect the
actionable, sexually explicit comments of high ranking 3DO officials towards Gayman's
fluorescent orange target of a name and away from female employees breasts. Industry
analysts also noted that their job title includes the word anal, and thought that was
pretty funny and suggested one more 3DO press release: Gayman Is Game
Industry's Most Enthusiastic Analist.
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